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HUMOR Digest - 25 Mar 1997 to 26 Mar 1997Strange Sex Laws (sexual nature)

     No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic,
onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota.  If his wife so
requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
     Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed
to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or
holding you in his arms.
     Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between
members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if
they're nude.  (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!)
     In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have
twin beds.  And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a
couple rents a room for only one night.  And it's illegal to make love on
the floor between the beds!
     The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide
each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt.  No couple, even if they are
married, may sleep together in the nude.  Nor may they have sex unless they
are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
     An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from
having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!
     A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called
master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
     In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset.
(There was a civil-service job -- for men only -- called a corset inspector.)
     However, in Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing
corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body
of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

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