* A synagogue and a church are across the street from each other.
The Rabbi and the Priest have been in a friendly competition with
each other for years. The one day, the Priest's parish buys him a
brand new car. The Priest blesses the car with Holy Water.
Not to be out-done, the temple members buy their Rabbi a new car
also. But he cannot match the Priest's blessing. After giving it
some thought, he goes out and cuts 3" off the tailpipe of his car.
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* Just about all my life I belonged to the Reformed Lutheran Church.
When I married my wife, I converted to her church, which at that time
was called the Lutheran Church in America. In order to do so, I had
to attend classes.
At one of the first sessions, the Minister conducting the class
said, "What must we do before we can expect forgiveness from sin ?"
I replied, perhaps too quickly, "Sin ???"
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* This one member of the Catholic church was having a real struggle
over the question of birth control, so he asked his Priest if he
thought it was really a sin.
"All depends," the Priest replied, "I myself have been faithfully
practicing it for many years now."
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* A man goes to the track and sees a Priest blessing a horse before
a race and quickly goes to the ticket window and bets. The horse
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Article-ID: 05_1997&1198070
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Subject: COA#63 Of Mice and Men