On good friday a priest was hearing confessions, and he had the great urge to go to the bathroom. I gotta find someone quick, he thought to himself. So inbetween a confession he peered out of the confessional, looking for a smart looking man to cover for him. He saw a guy that fit the image well enough and called the guy over to him. "Look I really have to go to the bathroom bad, could you cover me for 5 minutes, it's been real busy" The guy said sure, and off the priest went. The guy heard two or three confessions, and thought to himself, that this was going smoothly. Then a lady came into the confessional. "Bless me father for I have sinned, it has been 2 months since my last confession. Father, I had anal sex." The man was caught off guard, he didn't know what penance to give her. So he said, "Can you hold on for a moment, I am new at this, and I have to consult with the pastor." So the guy peeked out of the confessional to see anyone of church authority who could help him out. The only religious figure he saw was an alter boy. He summoned over the alter boy to the confessional and asked him, "Quick, I am new at this, what does Father give for anal sex?" The boy responded, "A snickers, and a pepsi" -Pauly- <´¯`¡´¯`·-kÏÑGFº®ªÐÄ¥@jUÑo.¢Òm™·´¯`¡´¯`-> -write me to get on my list that sends out several interesting things, such as deep thought provoking stories, and jokes. kingforaday@juno.com *not a professional list* [276 lines left ... full text available at <url:http://www.reference.com/cgi-bin/pn/go?choice=message&table=03_1997&mid=4792543&hilit=DRUG+DRUGS+SMART> ] -------------------------------- Article-ID: 03_1997&4791625 Score: 78 Subject: Re: how many leo's oppose the war against drugs?