This middle-aged couple, tired of the constant city rat race and of all the stresses it brings, decide to quit and with their savings, buy a small hobby farmlet in the peaceful countryside. Far away from the maddening crowd. Unfortunately, neither know anything what-so-ever about farming. The first morning the man is awoken by the cows bellowing in their shed, and after consulting the manual, he decides that the cows need milking. Going into the shed, he sets up like he has seen young milkmaids in the movies. Bucket under the rear end, hands on the dangly things, three legged stool that he found in the cupboard - the works. Just as he gets started on the tugging, the cow steps out with its right hoof and knocks over the pail. "Right, you bugger, this will fix you." and ties a rope from the hoof to a ring bolt in the wall opposite. Carries on milking. The cow suddenly lashes out with its left hoof and knocks the bucket over again. "You sod, I'll fix you " and ties a rope to its left leg to another ring bolt on [249 lines left ... full text available at <url:http://www.reference.com/cgi-bin/pn/go?choice=message&table=03_1997&mid=4918786&hilit=VOODOO> ] -------------------------------- Article-ID: 03_1997&4852853 Score: 90 Subject: Re: Klamath/K6/M2