* At one point in my life I had considered joining the Baptist
Church. For those of you who don't know, the Baptists practice
total body immersion to baptize a person. Luckily I even knew
a minister in that faith, having dated his daughter, and I asked
him if he would consider performing the service.
He paused a minute or two, gave me a long thoughtful look and
said, "Jimmy, if you're serious about this, a dipping just won't
do it for you. We'll have to find a place to anchor you overnite.
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* The Guru proposed marriage to one of his attractive followers. He
had reached a point in his life where he wanted to contemplate
someone else's navel.
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* There's a new sect just the New Agers. It's called "Jehovah's
Bystanders". That's a Witness who doesn't want to get involved.
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* A visitor to the nunnery asked a sharp, modern young Nun, "Do you
think the Pope will ever allow Nuns to marry ?"
The Nun answered, "Someday she might."
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* A Bishop was approached one morning by a Priest. "Your Eminence,"
the Priest said, "there's a young lad here who claims to be seeing
a vision of our Savior in the chapel. What should I do ?"
The Bishop jumped up saying, "Well, I don't know about you, but
I'm gonna look real busy !"
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Article-ID: 05_1997&571056
Score: 78
Subject: Re: Communication Part Two