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HUMOR Digest - 4 May 1997 to 5 May 1997Religion <some adult humor>

*   At one point in my life I had considered joining the Baptist
  Church.  For those of you who don't know, the Baptists practice
  total body immersion to baptize a person.  Luckily I even knew
  a minister in that faith, having dated his daughter, and I asked
  him if he would consider performing the service.
    He paused a minute or two, gave me a long thoughtful look and
  said, "Jimmy, if you're serious about this, a dipping just won't
  do it for you.  We'll have to find a place to anchor you overnite.
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* The Guru proposed marriage to one of his attractive followers.  He
  had reached a point in his life where he wanted to contemplate
  someone else's navel.
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* There's a new sect just the New Agers.  It's called "Jehovah's
  Bystanders".  That's a Witness who doesn't want to get involved.
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*   A visitor to the nunnery asked a sharp, modern young Nun, "Do you
  think the Pope will ever allow Nuns to marry ?"
    The Nun answered, "Someday she might."
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*   A Bishop was approached one morning by a Priest.  "Your Eminence,"
  the Priest said, "there's a young lad here who claims to be seeing
  a vision of our Savior in the chapel.  What should I do ?"
    The Bishop jumped up saying, "Well, I don't know about you, but
  I'm gonna look real busy !"
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Article-ID: 05_1997&571056
Score: 78
Subject: Re: Communication Part Two