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HUMOR Digest - 16 Apr 1997 to 17 Apr 1997Health Notes

* Have ya ever noticed that most doctors cure poor people a lot faster ?
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* A specialist is a doctor with a small practice and a very large house.
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*   A man goes with his wife to the doctor's office.  Shortly after she
  goes into the examination room, the doctor comes out and sez to the
  husband, "I don't like the way your wife looks at all."
    The husband sez, "Well doc, neither do I to be honest, but she's
  a great lil' homemaker and real good with the kids."
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* Actually, I only had one real main concern while I was in the hospital.
  I wanted to somehow be sure that my doctors didn't attend the same damn
  school as the cooks.
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* Tell ya what though, the doctors are all sure getting younger.  Last week
  I saw a surgeon with his operating gloves pinned onto his scrubs.
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