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HUMOR Digest - 9 Apr 1997 - Special issueMarriage <adult humor>

* Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
  thinking they had no faults at all.
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* Actually, should the truth be known, there are a lot of good ways to
  "handle" a woman.  Unfortunately, not a man alive knows any of them.
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* You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out
  with the boys on Wednesday nites, and so does she.
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*   This yuppie couple in Coumbia Maryland started their own computer
  business and for a while did really well.  Then business started
  dropping off.  During a heated spat over finances the husband said,
  "Well, if you'd learn to cook and were willing to clean this place,
  we could fire the maid."
     The wife, fuming, shot back, "Oh Yeah ???   Well, if you'd learn
  how to make love, we could fire the chauffeur AND the gardener."
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* Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that

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